Do you dream of becoming a professional soccer player? Wondering how much money you could make?

Missed this last week, but here's Salma Hayek in the new issue of Elle France. I want to believe that Elle caught Salma completely off-guard with this photoshoot and that's just what she wears to do chores around the house. "Almost done with the dishes . . ." On a side note . . . how the hell does Salma keep getting hotter as she gets older? She's basically whiskey, but with huge tits.

Do you want me to like you as a human being again? Because that's a good way to get me to like you as a human being again.

So Nina Dobrev definitely has a new boyfriend. Either that or photobooths just make her really horny. His name is Glen Powell and he played the awesomely-awesome Chad Radwell in Scream Queens and most recently John Glenn in Hidden Figures. It's been rumored the two have been dating for a few months now, but these pics that just hit the internets make it official. Fine, I'll leave you alone, Nina. Those...

Olivia Munn turned 37 a week ago, and to celebrate she's been partying it up with friends in Turks and Caicos. I was supposed to go, but it turns out Turks and Caicos isn't on the route of my local city bus. Damn. I have the worst luck.

After the Opening Gala of the Cannes Film Festival yesterday, Bella Hadid and Emily Ratajkowski did a little sexy yacht-partying and, aw yeah baby -- emphasis on sexy. Thanks alcohol! That's assault at any other film festival. This is why Cannes is special. NOTE TO HAILEY BALDWIN IN THE FOREGROUND: You and your damn hoody need to get off this yacht. You don't belong here.

In an interview with W Magazine last week, Paris Hilton claims she invented the selfie. Which I guess is something to be proud of if you have Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Despite Hilton’s longtime dependency on various cellular devices, it is perhaps visionaries like Steve Jobs who are indebted to her, seeing that it was Hilton who took their creations beyond their wildest expectations, inventing...

Kate Beckinsale Instagrammed a picture of her daughter Lily going to her prom over the weekend and, yeah, you could say she's out of her awkward stage now. She's basically a mini Kate Beckinsale . . . Kate Beckinsale . . . but 18 . . . sigh . . . *closes blinds and lights candles* Bikini pics because I care:

Jenna Dewan revealed on Watch What Happens Live last night that she used to date Justin Timberlake. "Date" heh heh heh. Via Daily Mail: Jenna Dewan Tatum confirmed she used to date Justin Timberlake after being employed as his back-up dancer around 2002. "We dated yeah," the red-faced 36-year-old admitted on Sunday's Watch What Happens Live. "We were like friends that then dated. No I was not the rebound!...