Kelly Osbourne is classy now or something
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Kelly Osbourne at the US Ski and Snowboard Association benefit in L.A. (10/3)
She already lost a ton of weight — — and now Kelly Osbourne is getting some of her tacky tattoos lasered off. If she stops prefacing every sentence with the word “fucking,” she may just transform herself into a proper lady. From the Daily Mail:
She’s completely revamped her image with an elegant make-over and dramatic weightloss – now Kelly Osbourne is to take her re-invention one stage further and have some of her trademark tattoos removed.
Kelly wrote in her weekly Closer magazine column: “Some still have a special meaning, like the matching ones my brother Jack and I have of each other’s names, but I now feel like some were a mistake. They covered a few of them with make-up last week for a scene in my new film Should’ve Been Romeo – and I can’t say I missed them!”
The 25-year-old said the first bits of body art she was going to target were a keyboard on her forearm and a heart and cross bones on her wrist.
She said: “I met with my dermatologist and I’ll start the laser treatment as soon as I have time. It will take several months, and while I’m not looking forward to the pain, I’ve heard it hurts less than getting the tattoo. I hope so!”
Sorry Kelly, having your tattoos removed isn’t going to improve your appearance but turning out the lights might. Seriously, lasering off her tattoos to make her look better will be about as successful as removing the flies from a pile of shit — both will still look like crap. Kelly should know by now that if she really wants to be considered attractive, there’s only one thing she needs to do:
lose more weight plastic surgery shut up.
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