Chrissy Teigen malfunctioned her dress

Chrissy Teigen at the 2015 CFDA Fashion Awards at Lincoln Center in New York (6/1)

Chrissy Teigen suffered a bit of a wardrobe malfunction Monday night at the CFDA Fashion Awards in New York when her dress . . . vaginaed? Is that even a word. She’s said on :

“Wardrobe malfunction of the highest caliber. Let’s just say the slit took it upon itself to rip 5 inches higher.”

So did someone see a cock or not? I know that’s crossed your mind at least once about her. C’mon, she’s half Thai. It’s not exactly a stretch. Germans are hardworking, Jews are cheap, and Thais have cocks. I don’t make up the stereotypes. I just report on them.

[FameFlynet, WENN]