There’s the Salma Hayek I know and love

Salma Hayek’s been at the Cannes Film Festival for the past week or so, but it took her forever to actually act like Salma Hayek. Of course I’m talking about her squeezing into a top that’s about one-size-too-small, which she finally did at a photocall for the Chopard Trophy on Monday. Do you think when the paparazzi try to get Salma’s attention, they make motorboat sounds? That seems like it would work better than just an “over here!”