Christie Brinkley

Christie Brinkley is not real

Christie Brinkley at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Pink Carpet Celebration in New York

Christie Brinkley was born in 1955 and looks like that. 1955. She’s 60-god-damn-years-old. She couldn’t play with a Barbie Doll until she was 4 because it wasn’t invented yet (1959). Fucking mindblowing.

REMINDER: Christie Brinkley is almost 60

Christie Brinkley leaving NBC studios in New York

Christie Brinkley is 59-goddamn-years-old and still looks like that. She’s more than twice as old as Lindsay Lohan. She was 38 when Miley Cyrus was born. 38! Yet who would you rather spend one night with? I won’t answer that question because…

Christie Brinkley is 59 and looks like this in a bikini

Christie Brinkley and her daughter Alexa Ray Joel in The Hamptons

Christie Brinkley was born in the ’50s — and not barely, either (1954) — and still looks pretty damn amazing in a bikini. I don’t think bikinis were even invented yet when she was born. This chick has amazing genes.

Christie Brinkley is uptight

Christie Brinkley says no Playboy

Even though she’s still pretty good-looking and would certainly make a Top 100 MILFs list, Christie Brinkley is ruling out ever appearing in Playboy. Well la di da Miss High Society. From the :
Christie Brinkley is happy to pose in a bikini at…

Christie Brinkley is still hot . . . and Tuesday’s Paparazzi Leftovers

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, April 3

Christie Brinkley arriving for an interview at Today studios in New York ()

Hilary Duff leaving a pilates class in New York ()

Elizabeth Banks out and about in New York ()

Jessica Alba out and…

Christie Brinkley needs to lay off the caffeine . . . and the morning links

Christie Brinkley arriving at C London restaurant

+ Anna Paquin has a really nice bum []

+ Brazilian bikini babes doing some dirty dancing [Linkiest]
+ Kim Kardashian’s ass defies description []
+ Freida Pinto is a beautiful woman [Guyism]
+ Selena Gomez looking sexy in Elle Mexico

Christie Brinkley’s ex is sort of an a-hole

ex husband is sort of an assholeYou’ve heard of Christie Brinkley’s husband , right? She after he got caught banging his 18-year-old assistant. I know, right? What a bitch. I’m sure there was a perfectly good reason why they were sleeping in the same bed together naked. Needless…

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