Michael Jackson

Paris Jackson attempts suicide

Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital earlier this morning after slitting her wrists last night. From TMZ:
Paris was taken out of her Calabasas family house on a stretcher at around 2 AM and taken by ambulance to a nearby hospital. The 911…

Christina Aguilera looks like hell

A host of stars turned out for the “Michael Forever” Michael Jackson tribute concert Saturday in Cardiff, Wales. In addition to sets from Jamie Foxx, Cee Lo, Leona Lewis, Pixie Lott, Alien Ant Farm, and Ne-Yo, Snooki also performed (above). It was really cool of her…

Michael Jackson did ‘far worse’ than molest kids

Let’s just get the child molestation story out of the way early today, before I eat breakfast. From the Daily Mail:
In his first interview since being jailed on 78 counts of wiretapping in 2008, Hollywood’s most notorious private investigator has made an…

Michael Jackson performing during the Motown 25 special in 1983Michael Jackson has never been more valuable. The glove he wore during his famous Motown 25 performance in 1983 fetched $350,000 at an auction on Saturday. From the :The winning bidder counted himself lucky to be taking home the prize of the auction.”It…

Joe Jackson is a horrible personThis month’s “ is a monster” story is brought to you by the Chicago Sun Times:Given Michael Jackson’s final concerts had been scheduled for London and were instant sellouts, Papa Joe has moved to make some serious moolah tied to the release of “This Is It,” the upcoming film…

Paris and Prince Jackson leaving the Beverly Hills Hotel (5/15) Well that didn’t take long. The first exploitation of Michael Jackson’s grieving children is scheduled to air in December. From :The Jacksons are at odds over the inclusion of Michael Jackson’s three children in an upcoming A&E reality show about the famous family, Us…

Macaulay Culkin might be the father of Michael Jackson’s sonThe Sun is claiming that Macaulay Culkin is the real father of Michael Jackson’s 7-year-old son Blanket. Culkin became close friends with Jackson after appearing in the 1990 hit Home Alone. The two had a falling out in the late ’90s when Culkin’s voice deepened and…

Michael Jackson was murderedShit, meet fan. From the Associated Press:The Los Angeles County coroner has ruled Michael Jackson’s death a homicide, a law enforcement official told The Associated Press, a finding that makes it more likely criminal charges will be filed against the doctor who was with the pop star when he died.The coroner determined…

Dr. Conrad MurrayThe shit is about to hit the fan for Michael Jackson’s personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray. Fox News claims he will be charged with manslaughter in the death of the singer “within the next few weeks”: The source initially said Dr. Conrad Murray could be arrested as soon as next Wednesday — but…

Michael Jackson to finally be buriedA spokesman for Michael Jackson’s family announced today that the singer’s body will be buried later this month — 65 days for those of you keeping score at home — on what would have been his 51st birthday. From the New York Times:In its release, the publicity…