Midnight T&A: Jarah Mariano

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Jarah Mariano

American model Jarah Mariano

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Quickies Redux

Janice Dickinson has breasts.
Janice Dickinson leaving her dentist’s office in Beverly Hills (7/22)

+ President Bush calls somebody, err, something “drunk” [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Eva Mendes’ Sexy Underwear Ads for Calvin Klein [Egotastic!]
+ That one dude from the Jonas Brothers is dating Selena Gomez [Just Jared]
+ A-Rod wants to conquer Hollywood [Lossip]
+ Amy Winehouse actually looks healthy . . . wait a sec [Webster’s Is My Bitch]

+ Vince Vaughn is Hollywood’s best value [ICYDK]
+ Some Batman fans have way too much time on their hands [Attuworld]
+ That one chick on The View has had a ton of abortions [Cele|bitchy]
+ Shay Laren = absolute perfection [Horny Oyster]

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[Flynet]

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No thank you

Brooke Hogan Playboy!
Brooke Hogan to pose in Playboy?

UK tabloid The Sun claims that Brooke Hogan has been asked to pose for Playboy — and she’s seriously considering the offer. An insider working on her VH1 reality show Brooke Knows Best told the tabloid:

“Playboy has asked her to consider doing the cover, or at least a photo shoot. Every year the magazine features the girls of the WWE, but this would be Hulk Hogan’s daughter – it would be the ultimate!” (Source)

Her rep told the New York Daily News:

“No decision has been made at this time.” (Source)

You know the Snapple lady? She was the heavy-set woman in pretty much every single Snapple commercial of the ’90s. You know who I’m talking about? Yeah? I’d rather see her in Playboy.

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A Britney and Justin duet?

Britney Spears to sing a duet with Justin Timberlake.
She must be near a McDonald’s

OK! magazine claims that Britney Spears is reuniting with former boyfriend/current obsession Justin Timberlake for a duet to be featured on her new album. Gee, what could possibly go wrong? OK! says:

[Britney], who recently became an auntie, will get a helping hand from the SexyBack singer, reveals OK! USA exclusively. Madonna recently revealed she would love to reunite the pair during her world tour. Britney is currently working on her latest album, which is yet to be assigned a release date.

Her record label said: “[Britney] is spending her summer in the recording studio, working on a brand new album. She’s working with a team of top-notch producers and songwriters and we’re very excited about what she’s accomplished so far.” (Source)

Britney doesn’t need Justin to perform a duet. That crazy bitch has enough voices in her head to perform a one woman choir. Besides, didn’t these two learn anything from Sonny and Cher? Because like Sonny, one of them is bound to end up killing themselves due to too much white powder (Britney). And like Cher, the other is destined to become an icon for drag queen burlesque shows (Justin).

[WENN]

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What in the hell?

Cristiano Ronaldo has short shorts
Cristiano Ronaldo shopping at Ed Hardy in West Hollywood (7/22)

Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo went shopping yesterday in Hollywood and, ummm, he wore that. Dude, Nathan Lane thinks those shorts are gay

UPDATE: Lance Bass just emailed me. He called Cristiano a fag.

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[WENN, INFDaily.com]

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Lunch with Megan Fox

Megan Fox on the set of Transformers 2
Megan Fox

Megan Fox on the set of Transformers 2 in Venice Beach (7/22)

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[Flynet]

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Kim Kardashian to be on Dancing with the Stars

Kim Kardashian’s ass to be on Dancing with the Stars
Kim Kardashian to be on Dancing with the Stars

Former Dancing with the Stars winner Helio Castroneves let it slip at the ESPY awards last week that Kim Kardashian is gonna be a contestant on the next season of the show. From the New York Daily News:

Helio Castroneves needs to keep a lid on it! The IndyCar-driver-turned-dancer on “Dancing With the Stars” was overheard backstage at the ESPY Awards telling people how Kim Kardashian will be one of the new contestants on the ABC reality show next season. (Source)

The producers of Dancing with the Stars better think about getting their dance floor reinforced if they’re actually thinking about having Kim on their show. Anyone willing to bet her audition tape included scenes of her dancing to a certain Sir Mix-A-Lot classic? My prediction: Kim loses the competition when her partner’s crushed trying to pull off this particular dance move.

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[WENN]

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SUMMER IS HERE, PART 88

Ana Obregon bikini pics!
Ana Obregon bikini pics! (Miami - 7/20)

That’s Spanish actress Ana Obregon in Miami over the weekend. According to Wikipedia, she allegedly once had a romantic tryst with David Beckham. Really David? Out of the insane amount of ass that throws itself at you on a daily basis, you chose her? I hate to play the part of bad cop here but your penis is grounded for two weeks. And NO tv privileges. I mean it.

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[Splash News]

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***BREAKING NEWS***

Kourtney Kardashian upskirt!
Kourtney Kardashian upskirt! (7/22)

Kourtney Kardashian had lunch yesterday and I just thought I should let you know. Carry on.

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[BauerGriffinOnline]

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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NSFW!

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