Sorry about stealing your wife

Simon Cowell arriving on a flight at LAX airport (4/10)

Simon Cowell is real sorry about being attracted to his good friend Andrew Silverman’s wife Lauren. And then hitting on her. And then kissing her. And then having sex with her. And then impregnating her. And then getting engaged to her. Really really sorry. He told the Mirror:

“I regret that part. But then of course you have a baby and you look at the baby and you kinda go ‘this is what happened from it’. In this situation you are not going to come out of this well because of the circumstances. It is not something I am proud of or wanted to happen in terms of hurting anyone.

“It just happened. You have to deal with it and man up to it. You have to accept the responsibility and the criticism. All I can say is, my advice to you is if it happens to you, you just have to deal with it a day at a time and own up to your responsibilities.”

From the Draft folder in Simon Cowell’s Gmail account:

Hey buddy,

You know how we’ve been hanging out on , eating, partying, and having a really good time with your family? Well, even though you welcomed me into your home like only a best friend can do, I’ve been feeling a bit blue ever since I left that ratings powerhouse and started my own American Idol ripoff show, The X-Factor. Well, I sought professional help for my depression. I’m in a much better place mentally, and I’m truly happy for the first time in my life. I guess that’s all I wanted to get off my chest . . . besides . . . oh yeah, I’ve been fucking your wife sans condom every time you turn around so she’s gonna have my kid and she’s leaving you and she’s taking you for everything you have. Cheers, mate!

I’m guessing Simon never sent that email.

[FameFlynet]